‘No Homo’ Must Die!

Occasionally, a phrase rubs me the wrong way. Likely this sudden disgust is brought on by overusage. ‘No Homo’ is on the top of my list this month. As everyone knows, when a term reaches the mainstream is becomes a annoying reminder that pop culture is the dominating force in America.

Desperate At Sea – Carnival Cruise Lauches Cougar Cruise Line

Carnival Cruise lines is launching a cruise dedicated to women who have not learned their lesson. The International Cougar Cruise is asking single 40+ women to hop on the ship and take their pick of Oedipus complex having gold digger baby boys.

Mani, Pedi, & Eyelashes? Ming Lee’s Empire

Nail Parlors, historically dominated by the Vietnamese (aka Ming Lee and Friends) have found their latest money maker, false eyelashes.

The Mane Attraction

I exited my car to pump gas and instantly I focused on a long flowing head of hair. Upon further observation, I noticed that the slight girl whom the hair belonged to could not possibly have such a large head. The wafts of hair gave her cranium a swollen look. When the young lady turned [...]